You can’t look elegant and elfish and plant your foot in someone’s ass at the same time.
Look at my sisters bebe belly. It’s got a bebe in there.
You know i’m graduating in 2 hours and i’m sitting here on my ass on tumblr. This exactly how all major events in my life will go from now on.
I’m gonna be one tumblr before my wedding.
I’m gonna be on tumblr before I give birth to my first child.
I’m gonna be on tumblr before my kids first words.
i’m gonna be on tumblr before said kid’s graduation
I’m gonna be on tumblr before the birth of my grandchild.
And i’m gonna be on tumblr before I die.
I have my whole loser life ahead of me planned.